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We Drink A Lot<\/h4>

Find us at the bar.  Any bar.<\/p> <\/div>

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We Whistle While We Work<\/h4>

Plus, there\u2019s the occasional rant.<\/p> <\/div>

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We Have The Power<\/h4>

And we don\u2019t use it wisely.<\/p> <\/div>

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This is Some Random Thing<\/h4>

Because we like purple.<\/p> <\/div> <\/div> <\/div><\/div>

People Rave About us<\/h2>

(And we question their sanity)<\/p> <\/div> <\/div>

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\u201cI would ask for my Brother to be a DANSA member as a Legacy, but he can get in on his own merits.\u201d<\/p>

Bob<\/h5>
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\u201cWow, your website is LEGIT!\u201d<\/p>

Austin<\/h5>
bewildered bar patron and above average billiards player<\/h6> <\/div> <\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>

A few things we\u2019re great at<\/h2> <\/div> <\/div>
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Consuming \u201cBeverages\u201d<\/h4> <\/div>
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Cultivating a Sour Outlook<\/h4> <\/div>
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Blindly Obeying Manglement<\/h4> <\/div>
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Full Transparency<\/h4> <\/div>
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Aging Not So Gracefully<\/h4> <\/div>
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Being Delicious (we don\u2019t name the icons)<\/h4> <\/div>
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Driving People Crazy<\/h4> <\/div>
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Tooting Our Own Horns<\/h4> <\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>

Our Team of Addle-Minded Geniuses<\/h2>

We\u2019re really quite intelligent, but IQ isn\u2019t everything<\/p> <\/div>

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John<\/h4>

Founder & Chief Non-Executive Officer<\/p>

The chief dumbass is also our chief recruiter \u2014 not a day goes by that John doesn\u2019t find a new member for DANSA. To John, membership drives are just another day at the office. <\/p> <\/div>

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Mike<\/h4>

Chief Non-Information Officer<\/p>

Curator of the nerdery, Mike keeps the tasty bits of data flowing to and fro using his exceptional geekery skillz \u2014 proving that you\u2019re never too smart to be a dumbass!\n<\/p> <\/div>

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Adam<\/h4>

Public Non-Relations<\/p>

Knowledge is power, and Adam empowers anyone who will actually listen. As DANSA\u2019s PR guy, he relates well to the public \u2014 especially when someone yells \u201cHey dumbass, get me a beer!\u201d<\/p> <\/div>

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Joel<\/h4>

Technology and Comic Non-Relief<\/p>

Joel is even more Unix-y than our CIO\/CTO! He is clever, wily and witty \u2014 a prime example that you can have everything going for you and still be a dumbass.<\/p> <\/div>

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Duane<\/h4>

Youth Programs<\/p>

Duane loves to clown around, even without makeup! Can you believe that he actually begged to be in DANSA? Even sent his picture in unsolicited! What a dumbass!<\/p> <\/div>

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Daniel<\/h4>

Motor Pool Non-Manager<\/p>

Daniel is responsible for the care and feeding of Duane\u2019s clown car. His look in this photo reflects the dumbassery he knows he\u2019s getting himself into!<\/p> <\/div>

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Paul<\/h4>

Amassador to Ireland<\/p>

Fluency in English, Irish and Dumbassery makes Paul uniquely qualified to lead our international expansion asspirations. We consider him our Lucky Charm!\n<\/p> <\/div>

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Dan<\/h4>

Chief Non-Operating Officer<\/p>

There are operators and there are non-operators, and when you need a non-operator for your daily dumbassery, you need Dan the man. We could certainly do worse\u2026 maybe\u2026<\/p> <\/div>

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James<\/h4>

Non-Wellness Coordinator<\/p>

Our resident Lord of the DANSA is eager to help the public get fit. Sign up for his program, memorize his wicked dumbass dance moves, and watch those pounds fall off!<\/p> <\/div>

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Bob<\/h4>

Host with the Non-Most<\/p>

First impressions are lasting impressions! Bob cleans up nicer than the rest of us, so he will be the first person you see at the DANSA store \u2013 handsome enough to put you at ease but still enough of a dumbass to show you what you\u2019re getting into.<\/p> <\/div>

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Jeff<\/h4>

Customer Non-Experience<\/p>

Lacking the time or desire to act on your problems, Jeff will smile, nod and suggest dumbass solutions to your issues, yet will do nothing about them once you have walked away. At DANSA, we call this unique skill \u201cmanagement\u201d. <\/p> <\/div>

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Jim<\/h4>

Cruise Non-Director<\/p>

We saw the \u201casscot\u201d and immediately thought Jim would be the perfect party planner. What we didn\u2019t count on, however, was him falling into allegiance with little miss no fun, so it\u2019s back to the dumbass drawing board\u2026<\/p> <\/div>

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Marc<\/h4>

Chief Elevator Non-Operator<\/p>

Ever hungered for the elevator you\u2019re traveling on to stop at EACH and EVERY floor between your origin and destination? If so, then Marc is your man. His aimless nature \u2013 coupled with a desire to cover all his bases \u2013 will tame the most express of elevators, and that\u2019s a dumbass guarantee! All aboard!!!<\/p><\/div>

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Joe<\/h4>

Non-Personal Non-Director of Dis-Relations<\/p>

What is a \u201cNon-Personal Non-Director of Dis-Relations\u201d? Beats the hell out of us! (We\u2019re dumbasses, after all.) Once we figure it out we\u2019ll let you know!\n

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Ilene<\/h4>

Animal Non-Control<\/p>

\u201cMerry Christmas, ya filthy animal!\u201d takes on a unique meaning here at DANSA.  After all, we are the animals, and it is Ilene\u2019s job to corral us.  Consider her a den mother of sorts.  Needless to say, she fails more than she succeeds, which just goes to show that you can have lofty goals and still be a dumbass.<\/p> <\/div>

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Say Hello<\/h2>

Here it is, your dream come true \u2013 an opportunity to communicate with\nDANSA.  If you feel the need or desire, just put some information in this simple little form and click the Submit button!<\/p> <\/div> <\/div> <\/div>

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